Football Season

warning...pointless post ahead:

I am going to bare my soul here, it is my blog after all...I just spent about an hour trying to write a cute poem in the style of "The Night Before Christmas." That is a much longer poem that I anticipated, either that or my ability to change the words in songs (and poems) to make them funny has rapidly declined since my sorority days.

Anyways, the gist of my failed poem was about how I think football is totally boring. Which isn't funny when you just come out and say it.

Now I could list all the reasons why I feel this way about football, but after my poem disappointment I just don't feel like it.

In the hopes of finding something amusing to add I googled "anti football."

This is what I found.

Aren't the random things you find on the internet funny?

(and yes, I realize people could say the same thing about this blog!)