And I Fell Asleep...well almost.

Last night's "Real Housewives of NY" was so boring I could hardly stand it, it did however give me an idea for an awesome scene. They need to show Luann (who basically implied that women need to act stupid and subservient to get a man) and Alex (who admitted to looking for one night stands on the Internet...I'm not judging but that is skanky to me) discussing dating.

Wouldn't that be some drama?

In other "Housewives" news: "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" is premiering May 12th...interesting. Very interesting.

I keep obsessively checking Gawker for last night's recap so if it is on there somewhere and I am missing it please let me know!

UPDATED: The Gawker recap is up!