if I were...

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 7:00 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be pinot gris.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a flowering dogwood.
If I were a tool, I’d be a blowtorch.
If I were a flower, I’d be a peony.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a summer rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be bagpipes.
If I were a color, I’d be cobalt blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be waves crashing on the beach.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a red jetta (which is what I own.)
If I were a food, I’d be snow crab legs dipped in butter.
If I were a place, I’d be a wild beach on a deserted island.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh baked sugar cookies.
If I were an object, I’d be a television set.
If I were a body part, I’d be hands.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a cheesy grin.
If I were a song, I’d be a power ballad.
If I were a pair of shoes,

I’d be Manolo Blahnik Something Blue pumps

(fell in love when I saw these in the Sex and the City movie.)

What would you be?

*Thanks to Kelly at Dare to Be Domestic for posting this!*