Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Fashion Fright Night

The fact that it was Halloween was not what made last night's "Real Housewives" truly creepy...no, that was Alex and Kelly's fashion choices.


Yes, the burlap corset was for a good cause but it was absolutely disgusting. The fact that it was burlap doesn't even bother me too much, but why did it have to say FEED across Alex's emaciated frame? Also, it didn't seem to fit her nor did the skirt she wore go at all. Everyone knows a burlap corset needs a burlap skirt. As promised she did wear it to opening night at the Met, and I am sure she made quite a splash (see below.)


[Photo courtesy of The New York Observer]

Then there was Kelly, I don't know what she was going for with the head shots, her face did look nice and distinctly less-leathery, but why was her bra hanging out and why did her jeans look like something a punk high-schooler would wear? Is that the image a woman her age and a mom would want to portray on head shots? What is she planning on auditioning for exactly? I was confused...and grossed out.

How silly was her comment about how her Playboy bunny costume was "flirty but appropriate for a mom." Ummm...no it wasn't. There is a small window of time when a normal woman can pull off a Playboy bunny costume. Kelly does have a great body but she passed that window about 10 years ago.

I don't think "taking the kids trick-or-treating" was the reason her and "Max-Max" (who went as a...naked man...original) were late to the party. I would say use your imagination...but then your eyes would be burned out and I want you to keep reading my blog!

4 comments:

.jimaie.marie. said...

LOL! I looooved that her shirt said FEED across it, SO appropriate right? haaa, i love it

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, thank you for always saying exactly what I am thinking

Children of the 90s said...

Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing about the feed shirt, it was very poignant. You're completely right about the skirt too, it's pretty horrific.

kadler said...

Haha, this episode was so ridiculous. And I thought it was awful how the dress cost $7K, when it's talking about how people can't afford to eat. Um, hello??

 

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