Um Kelly, the mothership called...time to return to the home planet

If I had any lingering doubts about Kelly's insanity they are now gone. That lady is a nut job. Seriously. The first strange incident last night occurred at the Countess' Luann's "Sex and the City" Girls Night (how sad was it by the way that she was talking about living vicariously through the single girls...ironic.) At first I thought that Kelly was kidding when Luann told her to let her hair down, and she actually...let her hair down. I really think that she didn't know what that expression means.

Then there was the showdown with Bethenny, where Kelly proved she knows about "mountains and molehills." Yet another incorrect expression Kelly, way to go. The "showdown" was just awkward, I really can't think of anything snarky to say about it...it was just too weird. I mean who tells someone right after this big fight "you look great in that Zac dress"? Huh?

I really think she is an alien...I used to think Ramona was, but next to Kelly, Ramona looks...dare I say...normal?

Perhaps Simon and Alex will drag her back to their (NEWLY REMODELED!) Vampire lair/living room and feed her to their wild French monkey children.