Get to the Book Already!

That's what I was thinking watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. After all the hype about this book that allegedly reveals Danielle was part of some kind of 1980s Bonnie and Clyde duo, I was dying to see it addressed on the show.

But I had to watch a bunch of random stuff first...

Like Dina preparing her daughter, Lexi, for a trip to Cyprus with her father. Why doesn't my dad ever take my to Cyprus...I am jealous. The whole packing scene was pretty funny. But who has a going away party for a vacation? Confusing...but fun. The goodbye scene was pretty cute. Dina and Lexi seem to have a good relationship.

Finally Juicy Joe got some camera time at the dancing lessons, I have been waiting to see more of him...and my love of Caroline and her family expanded, I would really like to hang out with them. Danielle was trained, professionally as a dancer alright...at the Bada Bing. (forgive me, I have been waiting 4 episodes to get a Soprano's reference into RHONJ.) She was out of control at the dance lesson, poor Albie. And now she has insulted Juicy Joe, which is too bad she won't be able to get many dollar bills in her g-string tips with broken kneecaps.

I actually think it is very noble that Jacqueline and her husband are letting the cameras film them struggling with fertility, so many people deal with that and it is always nice to have someone to relate to.

Then finally...the book...is it bad that I want to read it? I think Caroline's assessment was spot on, Danielle is preying on Jacqueline because she is so sweet and kind. Jacqueline needs to find a new friend and listen to her family. I don't believe a word that Danielle said to be honest, yes she may have made mistakes when she was younger, which is fine...but she is still a creep. I don't care if a house has a million rooms, if you are there and something is going on that would attract the attention of the FBI...you should know about it.

Speaking of a million rooms...at Chateau Juicy...land of millions of tons of marble, granite, onyx and hand forged iron...moving day arrived. And the little girl's reaction was precious...all snark aside. Gia's unpacking was too cute. I just hope they don't bump their heads on all the stone. Kinda funny that just because the furniture came "off the back of truck" Joe automatically assumed it was free.

So what did you girls think of this episode?

P.S. Has anyone else noticed how many times these women say things that are just completely wrong...i.e. Danielle said she wanted to "establish" the rumors about her, sweetie, a better word would be "clarify" or when she said there is "dialect" written about everyone...that makes no sense. Dina said there were some things "underlining" the surface...huh? Underlying? Please ladies, if you are trying to sound smarter...it isn't working.