Show Me the Bubies

First of all, believe it or not I have never been to Atlantic City, even though I live only a few hours away. The Water Club looked awesome, I would love to go with the "Real Housewives of New Jersey", my bubies are big too so I think I would fit in...well except for the whole being really rich part. This show is raising and interesting point...does everyone in NJ say bubies?

I thought it was super cute how Caroline's family all worked out together, they are really close and you can totally tell just from watching the show. She definitely is my favorite.

When Jacqueline was first talking to Ashley about her grades I was impressed, I thought maybe Ashley was becoming less of a brat...then came the photo shoot. I can not believe how rude she was to her mom, when her mom paid for her to have a photo shoot. There is no way she should have a new car.

Dina's daughter and her cat, Grandma Wrinkle, are both really funny. Who names a cat Grandma? And dresses her up in clothes? A cat wearing clothes is one of the funniest things on the planet....especially weird hairless ones.

Over in Crazy Town, it was Danielle's birthday...how old was she turning...20, 40, 60? The world may never know. To celebrate she broke up with her "boy toy"...in a diner, with much Ed Hardy apparel present. It was the quintessential New Jersey breakup. She told her daughters about it, in a very interesting conversation surrounded by many tiny dogs (how many does she have, I couldn't tell if there were 1 or 3?) I know I am not a parent but I think it is obvious that with kids, actions speak louder then words so don't tell your girls to save the "goodies" for their husbands when you talk about sneaking into the bathroom on a date while being filmed for a TV show.

Teresa was totally the star of this episode. The getting ready for the pool scene was hilarious, Caroline is so right, Teresa is like a Barbie. A tiny, tan, Italian Barbie...with a very small forehead. I agree, she does need some bubies...and a pole in the bedroom...why not? Good for her, and Juicy Joe (who finally said "fuhgetaboutit," which was awesome.) I was surprised in the end T actually got the bubies...I was expecting her not to go through with it. But, in all seriousness...more power to her. I am all for plastic surgery if it makes you feel better about yourself and you know where to draw the line...we don't need anymore Danielle's running around.

All in all, this week wasn't super exciting...but next week looks insane.