Over too soon

So where do I start with the season finale of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey"? To be honest the beginning was a whole lot of blah, blah, blah...an attack dog, Dina quiting work, Ashley gets a car, tours of the marble palace that is Chateau Juicy...blah blah blah. Boring. And given that it was a season finale I was pretty surprised at the lack of wrapping up the story lines.

Perhaps it was because the only real story line of this show was glorious, glorious drama...and big bubies.

Then came the dinner party, where Juicy Joe attempted to eat oysters. Why didn't we see more of him this season? Big mistake Bravo, he needed to be a central character.

The moment we were all waiting for occurred when Danielle walked into party (late.) The tension was palpable, even thought I was only watching it on TV probably a year after it was filmed.

Everything was going smoothly as Teresa shared the effect that the new bubies have had on her marriage. Then Danielle whipped out THE BOOK. All I have to say is WTF. Sorry if I offend anyone, but WTF basically sums it up. I actually thought pretty well of Danielle when she talked to her daughters about it in their house, but then she had to start something. Not necessary.

You do not get to "speak you piece" at someones family dinner party. Good for T for getting her kids out, but none of the kids should have seen that crap. I love that Caroline laid down the law. I love Caroline, and Dina for that matter.

I don't see why it matters who "revealed" THE BOOK...Danielle, you are on a TV show...someone was going to find out about THE BOOK. Move on. I don't know if you all caught this but during the cat fight Danielle said "I want clearance on this" when talking about how she needed to know "the truth"...for real...clearance? She wanted to get it on sale? What an idiot.

Jacqueline's input was boring. That wasn't the time to grow a backbone, try standing up to your daughter first. Ok, that was mean, she is sweet and I like her. I just really didn't see what her input added to the situation. Her husband did a good job calming things down though. Good job Chris.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more insane. Teresa flipped the table and had to be restrained by Juicy Joe and Dina. That was awesome. I think I would have done the same thing if it was my dinner party getting ruined. I love Teresa too.

Oh heck, I love them all...except Danielle.

I couldn't believe it was over.